Of Pens and Swords

I said that if Noah’s Ark was a real boat, and there was in fact a worldwide flood that destroyed everything but what was on this boat, and obviously organisms that can live in water, that there would probably be about 15 species left on this planet, since the bigger creatures with sharper teeth would most likely take care of the little ones that yap-yap-yap or exist solely for others to eat (hence, chickens probably wouldn’t exist, they’d be the first things in the fryer)

We also surmised that if humans did happen to survive the boat trip, not being accidentally eaten by the cuddly bears or tigers, and it was only Noah and his family that survived, well, the world would be populated by a species of humans derived from one genetic specimen pool….which means that humans nowadays would probably be about 5’5”, have large eyes that have migrated slowly towards the outside of our heads, and want to wear galoshes. We’d look like some of the human specimens that are from Arkansas or the interior of West Virginia….We may, as a species, be very adapt at playing the banjo however.

I started thinking, short, oddly formed, large eyes on the sides of the head…sort of sounds like an alien.

So what if the typical alien that we all see, the grey bodied, large eyed shorty, is actually a species that is on an ark full of inbred people? Say, they were on a planet 1000 light years away, they travel at a maximum of light speed, and found our planet. What if it was just a single family of space explorers that set off one day, and finally got to Earth 50 generations later….

That family of explorers might be inbred…Grey skin from never seeing the light of anything but dim 60watt bulbs, all short and one size because, well, they’re inbred. Large eyes, and a penchant for sticking things in others asses…squeal like a pig!

Just imagine, all the UFO buffs out there, wanting to welcome new visitors in, are extraterrestrial versions of the Beverly Hillbilly’s, driving a jalopy through the cosmos…YEE HAW!