28 Jan 2007, 9:50am
Story Tech
by Mr.
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Certification, Battlefield style

The flight of four transports took off one early Monday morning. They carried with them a total assault package that was meant to land in hot, cordon off an area, and conquer a small town in Microsoftistan.

They had been in training for this mission for a few years. Everybody knew it was coming down the pipe eventually, nobody knew when though. The pilots had flew many missions, in all rolls and all conditions. They felt they were prepared for anything.

The rollcall one mid December called out 4 names. The four will fly the assault package. They were briefed on the mission scope, the pitfalls to avoid and the valleys to follow to sneak in. Mounted in their transports, they flew formation after formation, in bad weather, in rough terrain, against fighters bent on knocking the juicy transports out of the skies. The lack of sleep drove some to make slight mistakes, drove others to concentrate harder.

The 3rd week in January, the mission was put in a hot status, the pilots and assault troops given a go. The final briefings were given, final situation updated, final course to take laid out. There was a front of bad weather in the middle of the flight plan, and though the pilots had trained for such situations, this one looked twice as bad as any had trained for. The enemy locations template was updated as well, and from the imagery, it looked the the ‘stani’s had peppered a few more anti-air emplacements throughout the sector, mainly in the valleys the transport pilots were slated to use. This looked like it was going to be a bit more hairy than previously thought.

The transports lifted off one early Monday morning with the assault package, mentally prepared for the fight, juiced up on coffee to help keep alert. The formation flew for a while in bad-guy territory, relatively unscathed and unnoticed. Then the weather front hit. Immediately, the flight lead went down, hit by a tremendous down draft that couldn’t be seen, couldn’t be predicted. The 2nd flight lead and two wingmen almost went down as well, barely pulling out at tree top level. One of the 3 pilots started to crack under the pressure, watching one go down, being taxed with stress for weeks of training.

The initial front was passed, and now the storm. The storm made the winds through the valleys hard to navigate, hard to maintain an altitude. 2nd flight lead decided the best way to fight this was to pull a little more altitude. It would expose him and the assault package to potentially more anti-air assets and enemy fighters, but it would give him more room to play with if another downdraft was hit. 2nd flight wing decided to follow suit, though 1st flight wing decided to stay low and on the planned target. 1st flight wing was also the one that was cracking under the pressure, and was using the ground for more reassurance than safety. it proved to be a critical error in judgment for for the remaining 1st flight. the storm battered the transport hard, drove 1st flight wing into the trees a few times, though he barely pulled out at the last second. The hitting the trees, however, damaged the structural integrity of 1st flight wing’s ship, and after one last major air current pushed the bird into tree’s again, he was forced to set the bird down, sit out the fight.

2nd flight lead and wing were the only ones left for the assault. They kept their altitude a little higher, and finally pulled out of the storm. Once it was realized that the skies were a little clearer, 2nd flight decided to hit the deck again…a second too late.

2nd flight attracted the attention of some lonesome air defense gunner on a hilltop. He lobbed a rocket towards the two attacking transports, and watched…..2nd flight wing calls out a May-Day alert seconds later. He’s been hit by rocket, left side engine is on fire. A grueling few seconds pass, and the wingman says that the engine is dead, fire is contained, and can continue on the flight on one engine. He’s got a full package of troops however, and has to gain altitude to make sure he can maneuver. Flight 2 gains altitude.

The objective is within sight, after the transports come out of the valley complex. A quick scan on the forward radar shows what they expected to see…enemy fighter coverage over the OBJ. Damnit…

Flight 2 hits the deck once again, ready for the final assault. The troops in the assault package are given the “1 Minute” call, prepare for jettison. Everybody is tightening harnesses, locking weapons systems, getting amped up….Flight 2 wing is all of a sudden on fire, visible out of the right window of leads cockpit. Lead calls to wing, no answer. He sees flight 2 wing pitch up violently, stalling his airspeed, and sees the assault troops jettison out of the bottom, flying towards the OBJ. A fraction of a second later, Flight 2 wing ejects, shooting skyward, while his bird rotates on it’s tail axis and makes its final decent to mother earth, a ball of fire.

Flight 2 lead, seconds away from the OBJ, pulls up, gains altitude, positioning himself over the target area to jettison the troops. He’s in position, calls Launch Launch Launch over the comms, and feels the 6 thuds of jettisoned assault pods from the bottom. 2 lead now only has one mission in life, to survive, and help his troops survive. He pulls into a steep left turn bank to provide door-gun coverage for the assault troops, running a tight racetrack around. He looks on the radar and sees two gunships closing quickly. Ahh crap.

The assault troops call, say that the OBJ is seconds away from being taken, give them a few more seconds of coverage….A missile screams past 2 Leads windscreen, followed by the tracer fire of a very close fighter.

Flight 2 lead calls back, HURRY THE HELL UP! to the assault package, reverses pitch and puts his transport head on into the attacking fighter. He’s hoping to cut down on the time the bad guy has to fire a solution on him….As he is turning, the transport ship violently bucks, skids sideways through the air. A quick look at the dummy lights shows that right side engines are out, right side sensors are down…Altitude is being bled away at a maddening pace….Two choices to make, go down with the ship or eject…..Damnit.

Lead pulls the yellow striped handles beneath his seat, and immediately feels is feet and shoulders being yanked in to the seat, and the launch. Below his feet, he sees two more missiles impact his bird, and watch it fall to the ground in pieces….

His chute deploys, seat falls away. The last thing Flight 2 Lead hears is, Mission Accomplished, OBJ secure, over……

25 Jan 2007, 7:49pm
Life Tech
by Mr.
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Piss-holes in the snow

That’s what my eyes look like right now.

I’m writing because I have to take a 5 minute break from study. 20-22 hours a day, I think 12 days now, somewhere in there. Well, I slept in one day on accident, so I relocated the alarm clock to out of arms reach…

Goddamn. 2 more days, 3 more tests. Fuckin fuckity fuck. Fuck even….

I’m not doing too badly though. 4 tests taken, 4 passed. So far, this is double anybody else in the class of 4. I’m surprised too, because the other 3 are damn smart guys.

I can’t wait until I can afford to have a beer…can’t afford it right now, might make me unfocused, drowsy. Passing is my only objective, come out with my certs. Make me real in the world of network engineers….I won’t have to prove my knowledge half as much initially, because of the plastic card adorning my wallet…I’ll only have to prove it after.

Ok, I feel guilty for taking this much time away from reaching my two week goal…

By the way, if any of you out there think that an MCSE boot camp is like the old days, think again. This is friggin grueling, even if you know what you’re doing. Peeing on an electric fence would be less painful.

Fuck……..

20 Jan 2007, 6:51pm
Commentary Plug
by Mr.
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A great article

…From a great journalist.

I don’t know if any of you know who Michael Yon is, but if you read this article, you will.

No, I don’t know him personally. He is just a lot better at saying what I’ve said since we kicked off Iraq. Nobody see’s what we’re doing over there. Nobody knows the fight we have to fight for information supremacy. Nobody seems to care that we get 1000 times more news from insurgent groups than we do from our own front line soldiers.

It started in Kosovo, where we went in and stopped the madness. Not only were we involved in the conflict side of things, but we rebuilt the roads and the public works, the schools, started jobs, helped with industry…but nobody knows where Kosovo is or what impact we had. Nobody cares that we were clearing out hundreds of thousands of acres of landmines.

Iraq is no different. Nor is Afghanistan. People see the fact that Iraq is a country with smelly black crap under it’s ground, and that will make our cars go. They don’t see that we’re rebuilding that country, or protecting the people from themselves, trying to be the shield to stop the bullets.

Though I may not agree with ever even going into Iraq to begin with, the simple truth of the matter is, we’re there. Can’t change that now….so why not support the people over there, the ones that are trying to make a difference. Why not support them by showing all the good we’re doing, so we can beat the insurgency or terrorist media at the game they have mastered.

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